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Yeah, I know what they think. They think I’m just some big, dumb jock with a big heart. After all, I was the coach of a blind football team. I do file things in my own way. I mean, “The Warren Commission” should go under “T” right? “The” is the first word and it starts with “T”. So I fell asleep during library class in fifth grade when we went over that “The” doesn’t get filed like that. Now they tell me.

And firing me? I knew exactly what they meant. And I don’t mean “Old Yeller” either. Just give them another taste of who I am and why I want to be either. I think Byers is the only one who thinks I have any redeeming qualities. Frohike sure doesn’t, and Langly is quick to back Frohike. Even that chick thinks I’m incredibly dumb.

But I’ve got them all fooled.  I’m not nearly as dumb as I act.  That mask will soon be removed and a new one put forward.  For no one can ever know the real Jimmy Bond.