{"id":56,"date":"2010-03-14T02:17:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-14T02:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/?page_id=56"},"modified":"2010-03-14T06:09:17","modified_gmt":"2010-03-14T06:09:17","slug":"the-fruhead-rant","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/?page_id=56","title":{"rendered":"The Fruhead Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is merely done in fun… please take it as such. Apologies to the Molson people.<\/p>\n

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Um\u2026 hi. I\u2019m not a student or into computers.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t live in Toronto or eat Pizza Pizza or own the Indie tape.<\/p>\n

And I do know Norg, Gobo and Pureguava… they are really, really nice *guys*.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m part of a community, not a “fan club.”<\/p>\n

I sing in English and in French, not just English and I pronounce it “Mahksee Froovus” NOT “Mopy Fruitloops.”<\/p>\n

I can proudly say I\u2019ve found the love of my life at a concert.<\/p>\n

I believe in caffeine not sleeping, banjos and accordions not flashy dance numbers, and that the BUDGIE is a proud and noble drawing!<\/p>\n

A Poland is a keyboard, a doumbek is a drum, and it is pronounced “zhee-ahn” not “John,” “zhee-ahn”!<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fcvous is the best band to follow! the first band of glam-folk! and the second best part of CANADA!<\/p>\n

MY NAME IS SNOW AND I AM A FR\u00dcHEAD!<\/p>\n

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The Original Molson Ad:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hey. I’m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.<\/p>\n

And I don’t live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.<\/p>\n

And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really, really nice.<\/p>\n

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.<\/p>\n

I speak English and French, NOT American. and I pronounce it ‘ABOUT’, NOT ‘A BOOT’.<\/p>\n

I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.<\/p>\n

DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.<\/p>\n

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘ZED’ NOT ‘ZEE’, ‘ZED’!!!<\/p>\n

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!<\/p>\n

MY NAME IS JOE AND I AM CANADIAN!<\/p>\n

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Copyright \u00a9 August 6, 2000 by snonsumr. All rights reserved.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is merely done in fun… please take it as such. Apologies to the Molson people. Um\u2026 hi. I\u2019m not a student or into computers. I don\u2019t live in Toronto or eat Pizza Pizza or own the Indie tape. And I do know Norg, Gobo and Pureguava… they are really, really nice *guys*. I\u2019m part […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":3,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-56","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56\/revisions\/93"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}