{"id":238,"date":"2012-10-19T00:14:48","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T00:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/?page_id=238"},"modified":"2012-10-19T08:14:43","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T08:14:43","slug":"expert-eagles-analysis","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/?page_id=238","title":{"rendered":"Expert Eagles Analysis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Scholar:<\/span><\/p>\n

Enclosed is your copy of the in-depth analysis you requested.\u00a0 We sincerely hope this information contributes to your continuing efforts at broadening your intellectual horizons<\/span><\/p>\n


\nYours Truly,<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n


\nGlendon Frenley
\n<\/span>Resident Intellectual<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

Expert Eagles Analysis<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n


\nTen Top 10 Hits:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
7\/16<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Don Henley<\/span><\/td>\n= 44%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
6\/16\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Glenn Frey<\/span><\/td>\n= 38%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2\/16<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Other<\/span><\/td>\n= 13%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
1\/16\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Henley + Frey<\/span><\/td>\n= 6%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


\nTen Top 10 Hits:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
5\/10<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Don Henley<\/span><\/td>\n= 50%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3\/10\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Glenn Frey<\/span><\/td>\n= 30%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2\/10<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Other<\/span><\/td>\n= 20%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


\nFive Number 1 Hits:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
3\/5<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Don Henley<\/span><\/td>\n= 60%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2\/5\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\nSung by Glenn Frey<\/span><\/td>\n= 40%<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
Don Henley Solo:<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\nGlenn Frey Solo:<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Top 40: 9<\/span><\/td>\nTop 40: 7<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Top 10: 5<\/span><\/td>\nTop 10: 2<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
Randy Meisner:<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\nJoe Walsh:<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Top 40: 3<\/span><\/td>\nTop 40: 4<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Top 10: 0<\/span><\/td>\nTop 10: 0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
Timothy B. Schmidt:<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\nBernie Leadon:<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Top 40: 1<\/span><\/td>\nTop 40: 0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Top 10: 0<\/span><\/td>\nTop 10: 0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eagles who sang duets with Stevie Nicks:<\/span><\/td>\n1 (Don Henley)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eagles who dated Stevie Nicks:<\/span><\/td>\n2 (Don Henley and Joe Walsh)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n

\n

In case you are having difficulty putting the results of this analysis into perspective, they basically indicate that DON\u00a0HENLEY RULES AND GLENN FREY AND ALL THE OTHER EAGLES SUCK!! \u00a0<\/strong>Thank you\u00a0for your interest and remember to save Waldenbooks.<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

 <\/p>\n

Copyright \u00a9 1996 by <\/span>SJG<\/span>. All rights reserved.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Scholar: Enclosed is your copy of the in-depth analysis you requested.\u00a0 We sincerely hope this information contributes to your continuing efforts at broadening your intellectual horizons Yours Truly, Glendon Frenley Resident Intellectual \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Expert Eagles Analysis Ten Top 10 Hits: 7\/16 Sung by Don Henley = 44% 6\/16\u00a0 Sung by Glenn Frey = 38% […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":3,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-238","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":298,"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/238\/revisions\/298"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grilled-cheese.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}